A Love Letter to Screwfix

My Dear Screwfix.

I love your customer service.

I love your beautiful glossy catalogue.

I love all the special offers and discount coupons that you lovingly send me in the post every month.

I love your wide range of quality products.

I love your refunds policy.

I love your friendly knowledgeable staff.

I love your reasonable prices and generous trade discounts.

I love being able to order out-of-stock items knowing they will be ready for collection the very next day.

I love the fact that I can park right outside your depot for free, to pick up my plumbing and electrical supplies.

But please tell me Screwfix - why do you idiots insist on waking me up at 7.00am (even on a Sunday or Bank Holiday) with a text to say that my order is ready for collection?!?! Aaagghhh!!!!